_{mostprettiestpegasus:}

          _{❝ Hon. ❞}

_{☾        ❝Guido.❞}

_{mostprettiestpegasus:}

         _{❝ Well            … ooo-kay. ❞}

_{☾        ❝Don’t give me that look.❞}

_{isaidcrazydolphin:}

      _{“I’m not riled up, Blackjack. I’m just a little annoyed.” And stressed, but he doesn’t add that. “It’s been a hard week.”}

_{☾        She sighed, getting up from her chair and walking over to him. ❝Do you wanna talk about it?❞}

_{☾        ❝C'mon, boss, just chill out. Why are you so riled up anyways?❞}

_{ihadwarnedyou:}

           ”You really don’t want to know what that means in front of all these drunk retards right now, trust me.”

_{☾        ❝Are you sure, boss?❞}

_{☾        ❝I hate how clueless I am about everything. It’s so frustrating how every time someone says something I have to ask what they’re talking about. I feel so stupid.❞}

_{ihadwarnedyou:}

      “You all have too much free time on your hands. Take a chill pill and go get laid.”

_{☾        ❝I would if I knew what that meant.❞}

_{architectgenius:}

_{“I would rather eat airline food than deal with all these hectic people popping out of nowhere. You know who you are.”}

_{☾        ❝This is why I rarely let you ride me when I was a pegasus. I only trusted you ‘cause my boss did.❞}

_{☾        ❝What’s up with that airplane food, am I right?❞ You’re not funny.}

_{seaweedbrainofthesea:}

_{Why did it have to be him? Why couldn’t she have asked Annabeth or, well, someone who was used to talking about these kinds of things. For a moment, he thought about sending her towards Travis and Connor but quickly pushed the idea away. She would not be the same once, and if, she returned from the Hermes cabin.}

     _{"Well—- it’s sort of, i-it’s got different uses. Like uh, t-to use the bathroom. Just to pee. A-and it’s er—- for uh, r-reproduction.“}

_{☾        ❝So, that’s what it is? Seriously?❞}

      _{Why was there such a fuss? It was really no big deal. But to Percy, the ultimate awkward king, made it worse than it had to be. She rolled her eyes at him, a smirk tugging at her lips.} 

_{☾        ❝One more question though. Why is it used as an insult?❞}