Now accepting formal applications to be my valentine.
Name:
Age:
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Interests:
Why do you want to be my valentine:
- “Ohhh, but you’re so cute when you’re flustered!”
- “Somebody’s especially sensitive…”
- “Looks like I’ll never lose another ticklefight again!”
- “Looks like you’re a bit… tied up.”
- “Is it really that stuck, or are you just making an excuse to wave your ass in the air?”
- “Act like that, and I’ll have to spank you.”
- “You do look sweet in that dress.”
- “I’m not a skateboard, but I’d grind you all night long.”
- “Not yet, not until you beg really good for it.”
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
THIS IS CUTE PLEASE
- “He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
- “She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
- “I don’t think it’s love…”
- “So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
- “I don’t even like chocolate.”
- “Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
- “I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
- “Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
- “If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
- “I’ve never had a Valentine.”
- “Will you be my Valentine?”
- “Do you have a Valentine yet?”
- “No one ever serenades me any more.”
- “Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
- “Any secret admirers?”
- “Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
- “I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
- “Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
- “Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
- "We’re never getting back together.”
- “So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
- “How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
- “We’re not together any more.”
- “If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
- “It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
- “What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
- “I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
- “I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
- “Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
- “I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
- “I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
- “I am not wearing that.”
- “When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewellery.”
- “It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
- “I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
- “If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
- “Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
- “Who did you get all these roses for?”
- “I don’t love you, I’m just hear for the chocolate.”
- “So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
- “Valentines? Pft!”
- “That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
- “What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
- “My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
- “Look, you can buy me all the chocolate’s in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
- “A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”